Martin Kemp has revealed his tastes don’t quite align with those of his wife as he took to Instagram to admit he keeps mistaking the handle of an ornamental box she’s bought a dog poo.
As you do.
The EastEnders star posted a video to the social media site to share his confusion with fans, and asked them to weigh in on his issue.
Speaking frankly into the camera while looking faintly horrified, the 60-year-old performer began: ‘Now guys, I have got a little bit of a dilemma because Shirlie has bought this box for the living room that sits on the coffee table – you put matches in it.’
He continued: ‘And you know what she’s like, she likes her pretty things.’
Getting to the crux of the issue, he then exclaimed: ‘But I think it looks like one of our dogs has pooed on top of it – I do! Every time I look ‘round I keep going to get a plastic bag to pick it up!’
